Saturday, July 5, 2008
My Last Serenade
If this does not make you want to run outside and curbstomp a puppy, you my friend, are a nancy boy.
Anthem
"Would god bless a murder of an innocent?
Would god bless a war based on pride?
Would god bless a money-hungery government?
Would god bless our innofective court system?
God bless the sweatshops we run.
God bless America,
God bless America."
-Blood Red and White Blue
It sounds much better when sung/screamed, but oh well, it is all I have to say on these matters. Not much blogging lately, mostly sleep and work. Did everyone have a good 4th? I think I ate enough to feed an Ethiopian village and drank enough to satisfy a small Irish Pub. All in all i would say it was a darn good day. Unfortunately I had to drag my ass to work today, and it was brutal. I just want to see some boobies and pass out.
Well any-who, it has come to my attention that my father-in-law wants a tattoo in September, I am thinking I will pay for it and try to get him to go early, cause I also want a new one. (on a side note, anyone who reads this and knows my wife, call her and tell her to get one, they are damn sexy.) Dave, (my father in law), is going to get a canoe on his arm, interesting, but it is what he really wants. I on the other hand am debating. Please send ideas and suggestions, I will post a few pictures lately of stuff I am debating. Right now I am leaning towards some funky tribal leg piece, an anti-swastika (fuggin fascists), or I am kicking around some Cthulhu inspired design. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." Think I may do that in old english down my calf or back, who knows, all ideas now, but want something soon.
Heather just told me that my dog tried to kill a man today (just to watch him bleed), who came to my door to sell meat. Damn, I love this country. where else do you get door to door meat service. There is nothing I like better then a nice fat steak that has been chillen out in some dude's trunk all day. I wonder if he had any scallops to go with that? I really wish my dog would chill out. Normally I am cool with killing or maiming rotting meat salesmen, but he has to go off on everyone. Just seeing the mailman will make him snap like a fat guy locked in a hostess truck...... just rabid. I can't afford a shock collar right now, but I am really debating doing something with a car battery. I am sure I can figure something out.
Well the wit stream is hardly a trickle today, so I shall sign out early. Please people, give me tat ideas.
Love and rage
Moyski
Would god bless a war based on pride?
Would god bless a money-hungery government?
Would god bless our innofective court system?
God bless the sweatshops we run.
God bless America,
God bless America."
-Blood Red and White Blue
It sounds much better when sung/screamed, but oh well, it is all I have to say on these matters. Not much blogging lately, mostly sleep and work. Did everyone have a good 4th? I think I ate enough to feed an Ethiopian village and drank enough to satisfy a small Irish Pub. All in all i would say it was a darn good day. Unfortunately I had to drag my ass to work today, and it was brutal. I just want to see some boobies and pass out.
Well any-who, it has come to my attention that my father-in-law wants a tattoo in September, I am thinking I will pay for it and try to get him to go early, cause I also want a new one. (on a side note, anyone who reads this and knows my wife, call her and tell her to get one, they are damn sexy.) Dave, (my father in law), is going to get a canoe on his arm, interesting, but it is what he really wants. I on the other hand am debating. Please send ideas and suggestions, I will post a few pictures lately of stuff I am debating. Right now I am leaning towards some funky tribal leg piece, an anti-swastika (fuggin fascists), or I am kicking around some Cthulhu inspired design. "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." Think I may do that in old english down my calf or back, who knows, all ideas now, but want something soon.
Heather just told me that my dog tried to kill a man today (just to watch him bleed), who came to my door to sell meat. Damn, I love this country. where else do you get door to door meat service. There is nothing I like better then a nice fat steak that has been chillen out in some dude's trunk all day. I wonder if he had any scallops to go with that? I really wish my dog would chill out. Normally I am cool with killing or maiming rotting meat salesmen, but he has to go off on everyone. Just seeing the mailman will make him snap like a fat guy locked in a hostess truck...... just rabid. I can't afford a shock collar right now, but I am really debating doing something with a car battery. I am sure I can figure something out.
Well the wit stream is hardly a trickle today, so I shall sign out early. Please people, give me tat ideas.
Love and rage
Moyski
Saturday, June 28, 2008
The Hellbound Heart
I would like to start today's musing by saying that it is my belief that I just chugged some coke from a glass I think a dirty puggle was drinking from. It is absolutely deplorable. It is like sweaty fat men are having a poo fight in my mouth. The only compassion I can draw is to having a swig of beer out of a can that some d-bag has used as an ashtray at a party. With that image in mind, we can now return to the bloggy goodness.
Have you ever just found yourself slightly bored? Not like a life crushing, sick of it all boredom. Just just a mid-line, don't know what to do with yourself kind of boredom? I own a ton of videogames, everyone seems to bore me today. I have stacks of book, I could care less. If anyone stumbles upon this meek lil blog please leave some suggestions for games, books, or even masturbatory techniques. I feel like playing games, but I don't want to go drop the money for a new one. I know it would be an afternoon of good times, but then I would drop it and be out $60. (damn, when did games so expensive.) I really need suggestions for books. I usually read political or historical non-fiction, but I got the jonsen' for a story. I love any type of horror, so if anyone knows anything good let me know. I have read almost all of Stephen King's books, they are good but not what I ca
ll scary. H.P. Lovecraft seems more up my ally. If anyone out there has read Brahm Stroker's Dracula, I am wondering if it is a good read?
My wife is bored, she is asleep. She is mad cause I am boring. If only she could get into the gaming. I imagine the day we slaughter covenant hand in hand, freeing the galaxy of all things flood related. Like most dreams, this will never happen. I will have to dream more realistically, like dreams of bottles of Jaugermeister, more tattoo's or Internet porn. All these things are at least obtainable.
A I whine/type I see that my fish tank could use a cleaning. This would fix everything. No more boredom and productivity, sounds like a win win to me. I also know that this will not happen. Why must productivity be accompanied by work? It would be much easier if these were not in direct correlation to one another.
One of my newly acquired kinfolk told me that when I blog it is like I am a kid on Ritalin. She also said that this is not like the me in the person. She needs to get to know me I guess. Isn't it possible to be both quiet and weird? mmmmmmm Ritalin. We used to pull lines of that off the lunch table in school. Good times, good times.
I have always wondered why I can write to no end, but talking holds little interest to me. My guess is that a reader can stop reading at anytime. A listener must (often socially awkwardly) excuse themselves from a conversation. Perhaps writing is my form of empathy. I feel for people who try and follow these tangents, so by writing it, I give them the excuse to slowly back away and not feel bad.
If anyone here has yet to discover the awesomeness, may I suggest a visit to http://www.fark.com/. A great collection of news from around the world. Politics, showbiz, real biz, videogames, a lil bit of everything and enough flame wars to keep you p all night arguing on the interwebs. This sight is kind of my obsession. I always have the laptop up when my wife watches tv, and I can go check for updates about every fifteen minutes to help keep my mind sharp. I have probably been there 3 or 4 times during the writing of this, what can I say, it is a slow day.
I have found the answer, beer fixes all. Time for a drink, and maybe think about something relevant to put on here.
In Love and Rage,
Fluffy
Have you ever just found yourself slightly bored? Not like a life crushing, sick of it all boredom. Just just a mid-line, don't know what to do with yourself kind of boredom? I own a ton of videogames, everyone seems to bore me today. I have stacks of book, I could care less. If anyone stumbles upon this meek lil blog please leave some suggestions for games, books, or even masturbatory techniques. I feel like playing games, but I don't want to go drop the money for a new one. I know it would be an afternoon of good times, but then I would drop it and be out $60. (damn, when did games so expensive.) I really need suggestions for books. I usually read political or historical non-fiction, but I got the jonsen' for a story. I love any type of horror, so if anyone knows anything good let me know. I have read almost all of Stephen King's books, they are good but not what I ca
ll scary. H.P. Lovecraft seems more up my ally. If anyone out there has read Brahm Stroker's Dracula, I am wondering if it is a good read?My wife is bored, she is asleep. She is mad cause I am boring. If only she could get into the gaming. I imagine the day we slaughter covenant hand in hand, freeing the galaxy of all things flood related. Like most dreams, this will never happen. I will have to dream more realistically, like dreams of bottles of Jaugermeister, more tattoo's or Internet porn. All these things are at least obtainable.
A I whine/type I see that my fish tank could use a cleaning. This would fix everything. No more boredom and productivity, sounds like a win win to me. I also know that this will not happen. Why must productivity be accompanied by work? It would be much easier if these were not in direct correlation to one another.
One of my newly acquired kinfolk told me that when I blog it is like I am a kid on Ritalin. She also said that this is not like the me in the person. She needs to get to know me I guess. Isn't it possible to be both quiet and weird? mmmmmmm Ritalin. We used to pull lines of that off the lunch table in school. Good times, good times.
I have always wondered why I can write to no end, but talking holds little interest to me. My guess is that a reader can stop reading at anytime. A listener must (often socially awkwardly) excuse themselves from a conversation. Perhaps writing is my form of empathy. I feel for people who try and follow these tangents, so by writing it, I give them the excuse to slowly back away and not feel bad.
If anyone here has yet to discover the awesomeness, may I suggest a visit to http://www.fark.com/. A great collection of news from around the world. Politics, showbiz, real biz, videogames, a lil bit of everything and enough flame wars to keep you p all night arguing on the interwebs. This sight is kind of my obsession. I always have the laptop up when my wife watches tv, and I can go check for updates about every fifteen minutes to help keep my mind sharp. I have probably been there 3 or 4 times during the writing of this, what can I say, it is a slow day.
I have found the answer, beer fixes all. Time for a drink, and maybe think about something relevant to put on here.
In Love and Rage,
Fluffy
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Waiting for Godot
It came about the time I saw the tenth head exploded in a pile of digitized gore. It tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear, "video games rule." I could go on and on for hours, maybe later I will, but just so you all know, video games rule. Why just watch tv and get assaulted by commercials every 5 - 7 minutes, when I could just slam caffeine and go hours with no interruptions (well maybe pee and smoke breaks..... and substitute caffeine for booze). I like the interaction, I like the plotlines, be they deep and moving, or something more akin to Tom Clancy with ADHD and a case of whipits. My wife does not understand, she does not see a game as ever being deep, logically my reply is Final Fantasy 4 (yeah I cried). She does not approve of all the killing.... I disagree, I see nothing wrong with premature termination of binary code. She goes with the violence argument, I say she can go and talk with Jack Thomson. She says they are geeky..... for this I have no reply, then I realize she watches reality tv (a lot of reality tv).... I win. This is all my inner geek has to say right now, my outer geek needs a smoke and to shoot some terrorist binary.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Naked Lunch
i like food, food tastes good! i like food, food tastes good! juicy burgers, greasy fries turkey legs and raw fish eyes teenage girls, with ketchup too! get out of my way, or i'll eat you i like food, food tastes good! i like food, food tastes good! i'm going to turn dining back into eating. -Milo-
Through the Looking Glass
"That government is best which governs least." T. Paine
A surprising favorite quote from a man who in all likely hood is going to vote for Obama. I read a friends blog today (OK actually a new step cousin, if such things exist), and she had some wonderful thoughts about the "elections" currently taking place in Zimbabwe. I enjoyed her thoughts and they set my musings over to thoughts of governments an authority. She is quit the liberal and her words held enough empathy for myself and small room full of nihilists. I feel this is a good thing, the world needs people who care.
I on the other hand am a socialist who hates society. Perhaps an enlightened anarchist if you will. "Do what ye want, Harm none." (I have a feeling there will be a lot of quotes today, sometimes it is easier to let smarter people talk for you.) I believe in working to straighten the common good, but do the commons really deserve it? Do I mind paying high taxes for social services? Nope, I love parks, I like public works, I am all for welfare when it is warranted, and even some cases where it may not be. What bothers me is when the elite find ways to bypass there share and hold money in P.O. boxes in far away lands, and when the disenfranchised just give up and start to collect more then they contribute. When situations like this occur, it adds an undo burden to already stretched middle class.
I would like to note that as my rantings begin to froth, I am sitting next to a singing wife and a very stinky puggle. These are the things that make life interesting. My wife says I should write a post about my puggle, that is gonna take some whiskey. Back to the diatribe.
"Government, even in it's best state, is but a necessary evil; in it's worst state, an intolerable one." (Yeah that's right, I came to bring the Paine.) It seems that every day I hear more of the abysmal approval ratings of our monkey and chief. It may seem out of character, but I am gonna have to say, "give the guy a break." I only say this as a reflection on our congress. It took G Dub 7 years to get his ratings so low. It took him 7 years of actively running our country into the ground for the average American to say, "Ya know what??? Fuck you Mr. Bush." It only took our newly elected democratic congress one year of doing absolutely nothing to reach the same, if not lower ratings. Now that my friend is some mad skill.
Sometimes I stop and think, I as going somewhere wasn't I? The answer I feel is probably not, but I shall press on non-the-less. Let's go back to Africa and start with another quote.
"When dictatorship is fact, revolution becomes a right." -?? (It's not Paine, first lucky person to guess gets a cookie.) I don't think there words more true. If you are oppressed, it is up to you to change it. Demonstrations, riots, coups, some options are less bloody then others, but in the end all can work. It is not the job of the U.N. to intercede in the problems of all developing nations. (okay okay, maybe it is, but anywho...) You can't wait till the president of the United States decides he wants your oil... or to liberate you, yeah that's it. Most great nations are born from revolution. The U.S., France, China, Russia, all born from revolution. Not to say that Russia and China are the happiest places in the world, but they are supper powers born of popular revolution.
I have been told that this is getting to long, I believe it is getting to long winded. Please disregard anything in here, it may require a rewrite in order to pull a thread of sanity from it. On to something more fun.
In love and rage
A surprising favorite quote from a man who in all likely hood is going to vote for Obama. I read a friends blog today (OK actually a new step cousin, if such things exist), and she had some wonderful thoughts about the "elections" currently taking place in Zimbabwe. I enjoyed her thoughts and they set my musings over to thoughts of governments an authority. She is quit the liberal and her words held enough empathy for myself and small room full of nihilists. I feel this is a good thing, the world needs people who care.
I on the other hand am a socialist who hates society. Perhaps an enlightened anarchist if you will. "Do what ye want, Harm none." (I have a feeling there will be a lot of quotes today, sometimes it is easier to let smarter people talk for you.) I believe in working to straighten the common good, but do the commons really deserve it? Do I mind paying high taxes for social services? Nope, I love parks, I like public works, I am all for welfare when it is warranted, and even some cases where it may not be. What bothers me is when the elite find ways to bypass there share and hold money in P.O. boxes in far away lands, and when the disenfranchised just give up and start to collect more then they contribute. When situations like this occur, it adds an undo burden to already stretched middle class.
I would like to note that as my rantings begin to froth, I am sitting next to a singing wife and a very stinky puggle. These are the things that make life interesting. My wife says I should write a post about my puggle, that is gonna take some whiskey. Back to the diatribe.
"Government, even in it's best state, is but a necessary evil; in it's worst state, an intolerable one." (Yeah that's right, I came to bring the Paine.) It seems that every day I hear more of the abysmal approval ratings of our monkey and chief. It may seem out of character, but I am gonna have to say, "give the guy a break." I only say this as a reflection on our congress. It took G Dub 7 years to get his ratings so low. It took him 7 years of actively running our country into the ground for the average American to say, "Ya know what??? Fuck you Mr. Bush." It only took our newly elected democratic congress one year of doing absolutely nothing to reach the same, if not lower ratings. Now that my friend is some mad skill.
Sometimes I stop and think, I as going somewhere wasn't I? The answer I feel is probably not, but I shall press on non-the-less. Let's go back to Africa and start with another quote.
"When dictatorship is fact, revolution becomes a right." -?? (It's not Paine, first lucky person to guess gets a cookie.) I don't think there words more true. If you are oppressed, it is up to you to change it. Demonstrations, riots, coups, some options are less bloody then others, but in the end all can work. It is not the job of the U.N. to intercede in the problems of all developing nations. (okay okay, maybe it is, but anywho...) You can't wait till the president of the United States decides he wants your oil... or to liberate you, yeah that's it. Most great nations are born from revolution. The U.S., France, China, Russia, all born from revolution. Not to say that Russia and China are the happiest places in the world, but they are supper powers born of popular revolution.
I have been told that this is getting to long, I believe it is getting to long winded. Please disregard anything in here, it may require a rewrite in order to pull a thread of sanity from it. On to something more fun.
In love and rage
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